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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Proof that Dominos Pizza is trying way too hard to reach out to customers on Twitter.
Okay, maybe a little too familiar Dominos? Just because RICHBOYROD ordered one of your pizzas, that doesn’t give you the right to make assumptions about what his bitch might enjoy. Come on, it says right there in his twitter handle that he’s a billionaire! He could crush your little pizza company with one phone call. If you want to show him some respect, you have 30 minutes or less to fire the intern who handles your feed.
Via Happy Place
We’re only slightly ashamed to admit we laughed at Sh*t Samuel L. Jackson Says.
Now that every ethnicity, religion, occupation, and sexual orientation has been cataloged by the national “Shit Carbon-Based Life Forms Say” Dialiectic Documentation Project, it’s time to narrow the focus to specific human beings. It’s only natural that we begin with the man who can say anything and make it sound awesome. The project has its own criteria for selecting individual subjects so we’re not sure who’s next, but we’re really hoping it’s Crispin Glover.
Via Happy Place
(Source: youtube.com)
But I don’t want to take his oxygen to put out this fire. Let’s find another extinguisher somewhere.
(Source: adweek.com)
Best $5 you’ll ever spend, hands down.
Klout thinks I’m influential about prison. Don’t make me shank you.
This gremlin head is in the storefront down the street. Gremlin head > Gremlin mask.
I like what Facebook’s doing with its “On This Day” feature. Apparently I’ve hated Glenn Beck consistently.
Apparently Baby Phat is back in a big way on the A.M. Red Line.
I thought Matt was here, but it turned out to be George Washington. Weird.
So Michael Vick’s back in the news. Figured I’d troll a friend’s FB post about it.
